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Um, unless we’re both eaten by sharks or chased up a tree by a bear or gone on a expedition to Brazil or…you get the idea. In that case, it would probably be best to read the FAQ to see if your question has already been answered. You can even rant to it, it won’t judge you! Actually, just do us a favor and read the FAQ before you send anything at all. Thanks, amigos.

IMPORTANT! I get a lot of review requests through this form, which I am flattered by. But a lot of those books are so obviously not the normal books I review I wonder if the author has even read my reviews. So effective 10/13, submitting this form means that you have read over the FAQ AND my review policy.