Hello, fellow WordPressians. Your Music Mother has come to deliver you the quiz you never knew you needed: Which string instrument are you? There are five possible results: violin, viola, cello bass, and piano. Simply write down the letters you choose, and because each choice correlates to a different instrument, the letter you choose the most is your instrument.
Comment what you get!
Question 1: You always want to…
a) Be perfect, even if it’s impossible
b) Work the hardest
c) Leave a legacy
d) Help the most people
e) Be at the center of attention
Question 2: Your greatest strength is your…
Question 3: Would you befriend someone better than you?
a) Only if it will benefit me.
b) Nobody wants to be friends with me.
c) No one’s better than me…and if they are…
d) Of course! I am open to everyone.
e) Sure, why not, let’s play a duet!
Question 4: Which option describes how you are at a party?
a) Bragging about your accomplishments and making useful connections to influential people.
b) At the back corner, eating food and on your phone and wanting to go home.
c) Either in the host’s bedroom or getting wasted
d) Laughing, talking to everyone, playing a party game.
e) At the center of everything, putting on a show for everyone.
Question 5: What role do you play in a zombie apocalypse survival situation?
a) The doctor trying to find a cure for the zombie plague.
b) You keep practicing until you die. Others use you as zombie bait.
c) You use this time to raid a weapons store and kill everyone who wronged you.
d) The mom friend who makes sure everyone is okay.
e) The leader of a raggedy survival group you form.
Question 6: What do you wear to a fancy event?
a) Something that looks professional and creates a good first impression.
b) Whatever the heck I see first.
c) Something off-the-wall like Lady Gaga’s meat dress, because I look good in everything
d) Something I feel comfortable in.
e) The most dazzling suit/gown known to mankind.
Question 7: You would kill for…
b) Eternal happiness
c) Money or out of jealousy
d) Why would I kill somebody? I’d rather give everyone cake.
Question 8: You have a important project due in two weeks. How do you spend your time?
a) Procrastinate until the last few days, tear your soul to pieces because it isn’t good enough.
b) Plan everything out and cry because you have no idea what you’re doing.
c) Procrastinate until the very last possible night, get drunk on Redbull and pump it out.
d) Plan everything out and get an actual good night’s of sleep because you are responsible.
e) Forget about the project because you were too busy with other, more important things.
Question 9: Choose a quote by Charles Bukowski
a) “‘Baby,’ I said, ‘I’m a genius but nobody knows it but me.'”
b) “It’s when you hide things that you choke on them.”
c) “But we joke and laugh. Otherwise, we would start screaming.”
d) “And don’t forget: time is meant to be wasted, love fails, and death is useless.”
e) “We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us.”
Question 10: Choose a quote by Atticus
a) “Be twice as powerful as you think you are.”
b) “We drink the poison our minds pour for us and wonder why we feel so sick.”
c) “My demons can’t swim in whiskey but they sure try.”
d) ”I think it’s beautiful the way you sparkle when you talk about the things you love.”
e) “Teach me this music that flows beneath your skin.”
If you answered mostly A’s, you are a VIOLIN. You are ambitious, driven, and seek to be recognized for your accomplishments. Failure is not an option to you, and your over-perfectionism tend you be your greatest flaws. Your greatness draws others toward you—just remember that they are your friends, not your enemies.
If you answered mostly B’s, you are a VIOLA. You are hardworking and diligent, despite never being noticed for your talent. You might even like it better this way, and you avoid the spotlight as much as possible, though you may get more than a fair share of hate from your peers. Sometimes, it is okay to stand up for yourself and allow yourself to shine.
If you answered mostly C’s, you are a CELLO. You are elegant, charismatic, and suave. You know what you want and how to get it. Sometimes, you can get jealous of those who are better than you, and your ego is even bigger than the one of a violin. Just remember to calm down and that killing the principal cellist is NOT going to make your playing better.
If you answered mostly D’s, you are a BASS. You are friendly and loyal to the ones you love, and others find strength in your quiet support. You may be a bit clueless at times, but you ultimately make up for it through your good humor, tact, and unironic kindness.
If you answered mostly E’s, you are a PIANO. You are a true superstar, preferring to be the center of attention at all times. Others love you for your charm and effortless grace, and your personality is wonderfully contrasting: You can be kind and wise, but you can also be loud and stormy. Sometimes, though, you need to let others get the credit they deserve.
So what do you think? Is this quiz accurate? What other strings should I add to the quiz? Goodbye for now, but keep playing!